I’m lame on Friday nights and I like it.
So guess what I’m doing. Right now. Go on. Guess. If you said, “Sitting on the couch watching television, “ you get zero gold stars and 150 Obvious Points. BUT, if you guessed sitting on the couch...
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I MADE THAT! Just like I said I would. And actually, it’s been done for weeks; I just didn’t have time to brag about it. This is the first time I’ve ever followed a pattern all on my own and made...
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Once again I’m struggling with bloggy guilt. It’s been too long, but I’m busy and tired and did I mention that I’m tired? Oh, and also, tired. It’s our crazy season at work, but every year it seems to...
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A year ago it seemed that the idea of a “blessings jar” was circulating all over Facebook. It’s simple enough. Write down the special moments in your life as they occur, put them in a jar, and review...
View ArticleI like winter, and I’m not sorry
If you think this post is about you, it’s not. And it is. It’s not directed at any one person or interaction, it’s based on weeks of everybody. I am a Midwestern girl. I have lived here my entire life,...
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It’s Friday night. I’m on the couch in pajamas, eating pizza, alone, catching up on my DVR backlog. If time-traveling 20-something Wendy were to appear right now, she would die. Oh, the horror! Friday...
View ArticleThird verse, same as the first!
Today is the anniversary of the sinking of the Edmund Fitzgerald. Don’t worry, I didn’t know that either, but a couple of friends posted about it on Facebook, including one who posted a link to the...
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Oh Powerful Gods of Automobiles, tonight as we rejoice in the miracle of no longer having to make monthly sacrifices to The Keepers of the Money, we ask for you to smile upon beloved Optimus Prime with...
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Oh man. I haven’t blogged in a while. Excuse me while I unload my brain for a few minutes. I’m having such a hard time articulating how I feel, but I FEEL like I need to get it out. Like I need to say...
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I woke up this morning feeling sick and exhausted and more hopeless than I’ve ever felt in my life. I was surprised by the waking up part, since I felt like I’d never slept. And when I did sleep, I was...
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